John Edward Kelly was an Irish-born American boxer, better known as Nonpareil Jack Dempsey, who was the first holder of the World Middleweight Championship (1884–1891). He was nicknamed \"Nonpareil\" because of his reputation of being unbeatable.
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Augustus Kargbo is a Sierra Leonean professional footballer who plays as a forward for EFL Championship club Blackburn Rovers.
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