{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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